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Funny Quotes by Anas
- Whenever I delete an app from my iPhone, the shaking icons make me think they're panicked over who's being cut from the team.
- I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.
- The problem with the world are the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence.
- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
- For every photo a girl posts of herself, there are 27 others in the exact same pose that weren't quite good enough.
- Dang! I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
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