Funniest Quotes

160 Funniest quotes by 138 unique authors

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. — Kevin Hart
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan
Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters. — Joe Viterelli
The funniest thing happened in one of my first scenes. In the beginning Emma was really arrogant and punk and in every scene she would… — Dannii Minogue
The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest. — Dixie Carter
My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. — Seth Meyers
The funniest things just come from honesty. We have a tendency to see female characters as representative of something larger than what they are, when… — Elizabeth Meriwether
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. — Ronnie Barker
Twitter really is the funniest, most addictive, non-productive shit ever. — Nikhil Saluja
The best boyfriend you'll have isn't the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. It's the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious, and like… — Unknown Author
We just really, really enjoy each other. And we're good together. We're good people together. And I have the funniest feeling. I can really, truly… — Superman
I'm sorry I'm not perfect. I'm sorry I make mistakes. I'm sorry I hurt people and offend people. I'm sorry I don't always look my… — Myothersweetangel199
Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna fck me. Boy: Wow and smart too. — Unknown Author
In life, the best kind of friends are those who are almost same of your age..the good and funniest are those who are older than… — Cherry Diaz
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Joker
I got one letter at the very beginning, like, in the first season, saying - from a woman who was very religious, very Christian, saying… — Sean Hayes
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't… — Danny DeVito
I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the… — David Zucker
Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now. — Dahvie Vanity

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