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160 Funniest quotes by 138 unique authors

I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes.… — Melissa Rosenberg
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to… — Luke Wilson
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool,… — Cristin Milioti
We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to… — Meg Cabot
Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end… — Jason Bateman
There may be something good in silence. It's a brand new thing. You can hear the funniest little discussions, if you keep turning the volume… — Wes Borland
The funniest thing is not who influenced me positively, but who influenced me negatively. I had such an aversion to what Busby Berkeley did; in… — Stanley Donen
The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two funniest guys I've ever met in my life. — Ted Demme
George Hamilton is one of the funniest men I have ever known. — Britt Ekland
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. — David Alan Grier
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever… — Zach Galifianakis
When you're not involved, other people's unhappiness seems to be about the funniest damn thing on earth because you think you can solve it, that… — Barry Hannah
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke
Men really disgust me if they don't have a nice smile, nice lips and nice teeth...They have too many disgusting habits - like scratching themselves… — Jennifer Lopez
My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and… — Jake M. Johnson
The older ones recently saw Mr and Mrs Smith and I think they thought that was the funniest thing they'd ever seen because, of course,… — Angelina Jolie
There are certain episodes that on the page I thought, "Oh boy, this is going to be the funniest episode." And there are other ones… — Charlie Day
A lot of the things I find funniest about people are their shortcomings that they're oblivious to, but that they're constantly reminding everyone around them… — Emile Hirsch
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker. — Henry Louis Gates

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