Funniest Quotes

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My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off! — Corbin Bleu
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high. — Albert Brooks
I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and… — Sophia Bush
When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which… — Steve Carell
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali
I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric… — Dana Carvey
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've… — Maya Angelou
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever… — Maya Angelou
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. — Sarah Jessica Parker
I started with the chorus of that song, kind of like a fun bouncy thing to play, and then one of the lines popped up:… — Jorma Kaukonen
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing… — Kate Hudson
Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and… — Carl Reiner
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the… — John Krasinski
Hereâ€™s my most funniest joke, Iâ€™m broke. — Lil Wayne
I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like… — Jeremy London
People come up to me on the street and say, 'Men at Work (1990) is the funniest movie I ever saw in my life'. But,… — Emilio Estevez
This impeccably researched study of the classic black insult game may be the funniest work of serious scholarship ever published. — Terry Teachout
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And thatâ€™s probably why theyâ€™re the funniest. The deeper the pit,… — Jim Norton
My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting. We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10… — Katherine Moennig
Greg Gutfeld is funnier than all the smart people I know, and smarter than all the funny people I know. I don't know what that… — Matt Labash

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