Funniest Quotes

160 quotes by 138 authors

That's the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing… — Kate Bosworth
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read. — Justin Halpern
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S… — Jack Handey
The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I… — Matthew Perry
Joel Waldfogel is one of the smartest and funniest economists on the planet. I think of him every time I start to unwrap a present.… — Unknown Author
Annie Lalley is one of the funniest and most likable personalities you'll ever see on stage --which makes the depth of her songwriting all the… — Pierce Pettis
I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room. — Del Close
The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues. — George Clooney
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands… — W.C. Fields
But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television. — Matt LeBlanc
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase
The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. — John Krasinski
Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple years. — Bruce Greenwood
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences. — Quentin Tarantino
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the… — Sally Phillips
The funniest novel you've never read. . . . Afternoon Men is a revelation to sophisticated readers of every stripe, but especially to a certain… — Blake Bailey
People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. — Tracy Morgan
Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me. — Kaitlin Olson
The funniest people I know were, not necessarily troubled, but had a harder time in school or were shy or picked on or something like… — Kaitlin Olson

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