Funniest Quotes

160 Funniest quotes by 138 unique authors

The 7 Funniest Contradictory Words: 1. Clearly Misunderstood, 2. Exact Estimate, 3. Small Crowd, 4. Act Naturally, 5. Found Missing, 6. Fully Empty, 7. Happily… — Pacifiersucker
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people… — Sarah Silverman
When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked… — Leslie Mann
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal
People should just mind their own business, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. — Hussein Nishah
I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate.… — Andy Richter
It`s funny how hello always ends with a goodbye, it`s funny how good memories can start to make you cry. It`s funny how forever never… — Mulfat
The Funniest People Are The Most Depressed.. — Grace
The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, please… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Funniest Thing ever:P — Unknown Author
I might not have the prettiest smile, The nicest hair, or the tannest skin. My legs might not have space in between them and My… — Unknown Author
Laugh like it's the funniest thing in the world because laughter can stop tears, heal hearts, and give you a brighter view of the world. — Nishan Panwar
I'd love to do a movie with females in it, and not necessarily the female version of 'The Hangover,' but I'd love to. If I… — Todd Phillips
The best boyfriend isn't the best-looking, the funniest, or the richest. It's the one that makes sure you know he loves you. — Zhat*
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the… — Chris Pratt
One of the funniest antidotes of all time...you sit there like you're in a comma. — Archie Bunker
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal
Tayy, We have just met a few days ago but it feels like I already know so much about you. Girly you are really the… — Kinzz
Nick, Hi. :P you are one of the sweetest and funniest and just all around greatest guys. I know you and Tayy are just friends… — Kinzz
The funniest guy I've ever worked with, it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh, is Jimmy… — Jonathan Banks

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