"I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman." — David Alan Grier

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• During the sole argument we had when [Chelsea] was in high school, the subject of which I don't even remember,… — William J. Clinton
• United could soon overtake Arsenal as the chief threat to Chelsea, and defiant Keane vowed: We will keep fighting to… — Roy Keane
• Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a… — Jose Mourinho
• If you're going to win the Premier League, you're going to have to finish ahead of Chelsea and Manchester City. — Graeme Souness
• Speed is what makes the Premiership exciting. The millions who would have watched Manchester United and Chelsea would have seen… — Alan Hansen
• He's caused the Chelsea defence no amount of problems. — Jimmy Armfield
• Who is the muppet coaching Chelsea??? AVB??? Hmmm!! 25yrs for Ferguson, hopefully not even 6 months for this AVB geezer! — Kevin Pietersen
• The goal is to win. It's not about making money. I have many much less risky ways of making money… — Roman Abramovich
• No club moves me from Chelsea until Chelsea wants me to move because I want to be where I am… — Jose Mourinho
• I am prepared. The more pressure there is, the stronger I am. In Portugal, we say the bigger the ship,… — Jose Mourinho
• For Chelsea, I would turn down every job in the world. — Jose Mourinho
• I am Chelsea Manning. I am a female. Given the way that I feel, and have felt since childhood, I… — Chelsea Manning

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