Funniest Quotes

160 Funniest quotes by 138 unique authors

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything… — Kathy Griffin
The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really… — Ellen DeGeneres
I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her so much. She's… — Jimmy Fallon
I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you… — Jonah Hill
While it is entirely untrue that Canadians lack a sense of humour, the funniest ones tend to head south: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J.… — Simon Hoggart
Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium… — Molly Ivins
The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have… — Mindy Kaling
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male… — Mindy Kaling
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles. — Garrison Keillor
There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I… — Dylan Moran
I love food. I mean, I really love food. I take pictures of my finest, funniest and most fascinating dishes, post them on Twitter, and… — Rachel Nichols
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known. — Sarah Jessica Parker
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy… — Seth Rogen
Ron Swanson is more than the MVP of the 'Parks and Recreation' squad, more than just the funniest character on TV - he's the perfect… — Rob Sheffield
What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men. — Patti Stanger
I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. — Julie Walters
My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells… — Steven Wright
That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is… — James Patterson
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. — Muhammad Ali
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. — Mel Brooks

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