Best Funeral Sayings

514 Funeral quotes by 421 unique authors

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it… — Brendan Behan
Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours. — H. L. Mencken
A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? — Ben Stiller
I remember in 'Pride and Prejudice' I had to do a scene where I broke down. And before we filmed I spent like three hours… — Carey Mulligan
I wanted to make a human monster. His name is Coffin Baby. The idea is based on a group of people from Pasadena whose names… — Tobe Hooper
When Malcolm X was assassinated I was working at the Apollo. They brought his body to the Unity Funeral Home, which was around the corner. — Etta James
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray
No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather. — Rosemary Clooney
My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. — Josh Groban
As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second,… — Lee Marvin
The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license. — John Wayne
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral. — George Burns
Don’t go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day, — Valerie Harper
Welcome to Israel, where chanting “Death to Arabs” is democracy, running over children is equality, and firing on funerals is peace. — Remi Kanazi
Once again your mind explodes with a searing pain. A floodgate of memories bursts wide. Yet it is her face that keeps haunting you. Always… — Todd McFarlane
Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral — Arthur C. Clarke
If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral. — Katherine Mansfield
There is but one freedom, To put oneself right with death. After that everything is possible. I cannot force you to believe in God. Believing… — Albert Camus
It's the circle of life, and it moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love, 'till we find our place, on the… — Elton John
Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the… — Eva Cassidy
I am going to seek the great Perhaps. — Francois Rabelais
Nothing you can lose by dying is half as precious as the readiness to die, which is man's charter of nobility. — George Santayana
Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things. — Homer
I'd been told of all the things you're meant to feel when your father dies. Sudden freedom, growing up, the end of dependence, the step… — John Mortimer
If I should go before the rest of you Break not a flower nor inscribe a stone, Nor when I'm gone speak in a Sunday… — Joyce Grenfell

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