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- Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.
- Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too…
- I sat in my desolation Withdrawn from all around, Feeling my life was a ruin, a failure. I was empty inside with the utter collapse…
- Whoever brought me here will have to take me home.
- To pay for my father's funeral I borrowed money from people he already owed money to. One called him a nobody. No, I said, he…
- Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the funeral be perfectly…
- Inarticulate wretches have been behind most of the major advances in civilization. If Vincent Van Gogh had been able to get on with his neighbours,…
- The actions of the police division today will be to assist the church for the funeral. We anticipate that a fairly large crowd will be…
- If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?
- I gave you my all. I gave you everything I had in me. I showed you every side there is to me. I let you…
- You pay DSTV every month but you dont have a funeral cover, who do you think is going to burry you?
- Life, is torture , people use you betray you steal from you , you have to pay the government to exist through taxes , the…
- Did you ever wish you could die, but be alive at your funeral. Just to see who would be there, just to see who would…
More Funeral Quotes
- I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins
- To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches. — Charles Baudelaire
- When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung. — Henry Ward Beecher
- In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. — George Ade
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
- I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state… — Erma Bombeck
- I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run… — Albert Brooks
- I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. — John Burroughs
- A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. — Eddie Cantor
- The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. — Hans Christian Andersen
- Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let the hoes… — Tupac Shakur