Fucking Quotes

970 Fucking quotes by 391 unique authors

Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan. — Nikhil Saluja
Fuck The Fucking Fucker ! — Wildy Karal
I envy this chick soooo much she was like my bff in Nz she is FUCKING beautiful and she dosent know it — Talyiah
I cannot explain what I am feeling,now a days...Life is fucking me again and again — Dhaval
My grandmas just awkwardly standing in the middle of my room and I dont know what to do. she started whispering. I think shes fUCKING… — Leila
Changed my name in my Ex's phone to Wrong Number because I'm a fucking genius. — Nikhil Saluja
The people who says, the book is better than the movie, are fucking assholes. — Nikhil Saluja
Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked! — Nikhil Saluja
When I'm not on twitter tweeting awesome fucking shit, it's cause I'm busy fishing your sis. — Nikhil Saluja
To be honest with you, I don't like blowjobs... I fucking love them. — Nikhil Saluja
I like my women like I like watching my porn on the computer, fucking muted. — Nikhil Saluja
Fucking snapchat ^_^ — Tamika-leeigh
Just because I like fucking in the morning doesn't mean that I'm a fucking morning person. — Nikhil Saluja
Just because I send you to voicemail doesn't mean that I want you to leave me one, you fucking asshole! — Nikhil Saluja
I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja
If you follow a celebrity parody account on Twitter and you think it's the real person, you're a fucking moron. — Nikhil Saluja
Girls like cats because cats are assholes and girls love assholes. Its fucking science. — Nikhil Saluja
I just got a spam email with the subject Unlimited Free Pussies and now I am so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja
If you don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then', then you're a fucking idiot. — Nikhil Saluja
Life is SQ is the best life ever... you laugh with weird people, chat with total strangers, make friends with indians, americans, egyptians, africans, filipinos… — MHARWHYN
Just read on the back of my baby's shampoo that it says to Keep away from children and now I'm so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja
I may be 16 but I'm an easy person to piss off and trust you dont wanna do that but I guess you dnt kno… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
When fucking assholes flirt even though they have gfs fucking get a life you douchebag I swear hurt my girl ill hunt you down and… — Talyiah
Can do anything in the world except not do it. Bought my fam new six star crib. Momma feeling like she jewish, I'm the mother… — Big Sean

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