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- You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's not your fault,…
- Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name? -Peter…
- What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours here? I say we close, close in five minutes. I got reservation at Chili's, I'm…
- No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains were in the fucking coffee can! -Peter Highman
- You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman
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