Fucking Quotes

970 Fucking quotes by 391 unique authors

Why do you do this.. you kill me slowly bit by fucking bit.. you sit there as I die inside and you think its comedy..… — Megannn(:
Shit I hate is when people send there lil kids to beg if you want your kids to not be in the same place your… — JOhnny Lall
Forever is a fucking lie! — Unknown Author
Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm sick of these mixed signals. I'm only human, I can't read your fucking mind. — Nishan Panwar
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja
I really don't give Fuck or a Silly Fucking reason to the People on whom I don't want to waste my time at all... — Hemantsmarty
I aint never graduated aint got no cap and gown, but the girls in my class who were smart enough to pass be at all… — Drake
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja
Consider yourself caught. We're done. SO. FUCKING. DONE. — Unknown Author
Possessed man! Fucking POSSESSED! — Unknown Author
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!! — Unknown Author
I know just like I will not know if you are fucking some other person, that is why it is call trust baby! In a… — Glen Rambharack
You can't spell love without I want to jump off a fucking bridge. — Nikhil Saluja
I love it. So I'mma keep on drinking cause I love this shit, and I'mma keep on smoking cause I love this shit. I'mma keep… — August Alsina
Im dark, evil, fucked up in the brain, my soul burns in hell, my existance is a disgrace to the whole entire world beyond human… — Megannn(:
This is so fucking true lolz — Kimmy :)
WOW!!! Now thats fucking messed up!! but funny..... — Kimmy :)
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja
She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare. — Blink 182
If you keep fucking with someone that doesn't give a fuck about you they will fuck up your life — SONYA PARKER
You think I'm a bitch? your mom's a bitch for having a bitch. your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch,… — Unknown Author
I started hating you for everything that made me love you. I hated how lowkey, hollow, and discreet you were. I hated how your open… — Needa Muy
I love Justin Bieber Well, I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a fucking chicken nugget do you... — Maicy Rasmus
You're here to learn. I'm here because it's the fucking law. — Maicy Rasmus

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