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- You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they…
- Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.
- I hope for his sake that Tracy's apology will be accepted as sincere by his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy…
- In Into the Woods, Cinderella runs from her prince, Rapunzel is thrown from a tower for her prince, and Sleeping Beauty just thought she was…
- I went to the University of Virginia and I came from, I grew up in suburban Philadelphia.
- When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
- After college, I knew I wanted to work in comedy, so the first thing I did was go to where the comedy was. I moved…
- For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This weight of embarrassment…
- And I can see Russia from my house.
- I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them. When…
- I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue…
- If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back only when necessary.…
- Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.
- ...the Rule of Agreement reminds you to “respect what your partner has created” and to at least start from an open-minded place. Start with a…
- I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this…
- Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about…
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