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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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He prayed on Fridays with the Muslims, on Saturdays with the Jews and on Sundays with the Christians. 'Since each religion claims…
— Unknown Author
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On Mondays and Fridays in early May, nearly 18,000 children-the equivalent of all the elementary students in suburban Glencoe, Wilmette, Glenview, Kenilworth,…
— Jonathan Kozol
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I had this extraordinarily bizarre moment when, two Fridays ago, my missus gave birth to our second child at 11am and by…
— Mark Strong
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Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I…
— Chandra Wilson
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I stop working at about 3 p.m. on Fridays.
— Patricia Cornwell
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In primary school, every day and especially on Fridays, I was supposed to say, 'I am Turkish, and I am righteous and…
— Osman Baydemir
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I normally work out six days a week. I'll do Pilates on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I'll do cardio on Mondays,…
— Rachel Nichols
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A…
— Henny Youngman
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Each of us will have our own Fridays—those days when the universe itself seems shattered and the shards of our world lie…
— Joseph B. Wirthlin
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The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents…
— Ann Coulter
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Another year is fast approaching. Go be that starving artist you’re afraid to be. Open up that journal and get poetic finally.…
— Jason Mraz
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The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home…
— Terry Pratchett
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