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Johnny Carson has 57 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready.…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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I have this system where if I buy three or four new things, I give away three or four things. Sometimes, it's…
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
— Johnny Carson
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But what exceeds all wonders, I have discovered four new planets and observed their proper and particular motions, different among themselves and…
— Galileo Galilei
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I am hoping the four new players can bring in some energy and fresh enthusiasm because they do not have the baggage…
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Too much of anything is a mistake, as the man said when his wife presented him with four new healthy children in…
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It took us 200 years to elect the first Democratic woman to the Senate in her own right, and that's Barbara Mikulski.…
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We'll only be playing four new songs live, but all the material for the next album is basically finished.
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I have ten marathons under my belt, including four New York races and one Boston.
— Harvey Mackay
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Dont worry!!! Just when thingd look their Darkest, they'll come-up with Four new shades of BLACK!
— Richie
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