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- The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
- Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn't…
- President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we…
- First Lady Michelle Obama appears on 'Sesame Street' to celebrate the show's 40th anniversary. It's going to be a big episode. Yes, sources say the…
- In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you, God,' which is…
- A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain and Barack Obama.…
- It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yeah, this is expected to be the…
- Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because…
- Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
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- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
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- When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused… — Amy Adams