"Starbucks says they are going to start putting……" — Conan O'Brien
"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'"
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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More Coffee Quotes
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I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever…
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In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of…
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I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But…
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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which…
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I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions,…
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
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I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover.
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I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I…
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When I was 6 years old, I was in a rock band that was horrible called 'Dead End.' The name…
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