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First Quotes by Bill Watterson
- Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee…
- Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate…
- CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and…
- Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
- You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.
- Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.…
- I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
- Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before you…
- The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first…
- The whole first half of my life is a complete blank! What on earth did I know that someone wanted me to forget?
More First Quotes
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I am lucky, I'm the first to admit that. — J. J. Abrams
- Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others. — Aristotle
- For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first. — Aristotle
- He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. — Aristotle
- In making a speech one must study three points: first, the means of producing persuasion; second, the language; third the proper arrangement… — Aristotle
- Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour
- The first time that you escape from home or the small town that you live in - there's a reason a small… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- For some young people, their first experience ever hearing punk rock music was playing the Green Bay Packers on 'Madden'. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all the great… — Karen Armstrong