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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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And I will make it felony to drink small beer.
— William Shakespeare
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How dare you make my life a felony.
— Sandra Day O'Connor
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You commit a felony, it does not matter who you are, you could be deported
— Slick Rick
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It seems proper, at all events, that by an early enactment similar to that of other countries the application of public money…
— Martin Van Buren
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I lost court cases and misdemeanor juries, but of felony jury trials I was successful 105 of 106 times.
— Vincent Bugliosi
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The greatest felony in the news business today is to be behind, or to miss a big story. So speed and quantity…
— Carl Bernstein
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MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best…
— Ambrose Bierce
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If bad taste were a felony, every writer I know would've done prison time.
— Steven Bochco
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Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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In 1966 the ACS formulated a State Model Cancer Act which was instrumental in the enactment of anti-quackery laws now enforced in…
— Jane Brody
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Either Mitt Romney through his own words and his own signature was misrepresenting his position at Bain to the SEC, which is…
— Stephanie Cutter
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