Felony Quotes

34 quotes by 32 authors

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley
And I will make it felony to drink small beer. — William Shakespeare
How dare you make my life a felony. — Sandra Day O'Connor
You commit a felony, it does not matter who you are, you could be deported — Slick Rick
It seems proper, at all events, that by an early enactment similar to that of other countries the application of public money by an officer… — Martin Van Buren
I lost court cases and misdemeanor juries, but of felony jury trials I was successful 105 of 106 times. — Vincent Bugliosi
The greatest felony in the news business today is to be behind, or to miss a big story. So speed and quantity substitute for thoroughness… — Carl Bernstein
MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society. — Ambrose Bierce
If bad taste were a felony, every writer I know would've done prison time. — Steven Bochco
Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to… — P.J. O'Rourke
In 1966 the ACS formulated a State Model Cancer Act which was instrumental in the enactment of anti-quackery laws now enforced in 9 states...In California… — Jane Brody
Either Mitt Romney through his own words and his own signature was misrepresenting his position at Bain to the SEC, which is a felony, or… — Stephanie Cutter
If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron. — Spider Robinson
In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony. — Harlan Ellison
Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they're attached to dollar signs - unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly… — Hunter S. Thompson
I suppose I shall have to compound a felony, as usual. - Sherlock Holmes — Arthur Conan Doyle
Let us admit, without bitterness, that the individual has his distinct interests and can, without felony, stipulate for those interests and defend them. The present… — Victor Hugo
The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing… — MaryJanice Davidson
The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, â€œChris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats… — Josh Lanyon
I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop. — David Foster Wallace

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