Felony Quotes
34 quotes by 32 authors
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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And I will make it felony to drink small beer.
— William Shakespeare
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How dare you make my life a felony.
— Sandra Day O'Connor
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You commit a felony, it does not matter who you are, you could be deported
— Slick Rick
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It seems proper, at all events, that by an early enactment similar to that of other countries the application of public money by an officer…
— Martin Van Buren
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I lost court cases and misdemeanor juries, but of felony jury trials I was successful 105 of 106 times.
— Vincent Bugliosi
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The greatest felony in the news business today is to be behind, or to miss a big story. So speed and quantity substitute for thoroughness…
— Carl Bernstein
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MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.
— Ambrose Bierce
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If bad taste were a felony, every writer I know would've done prison time.
— Steven Bochco
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Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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In 1966 the ACS formulated a State Model Cancer Act which was instrumental in the enactment of anti-quackery laws now enforced in 9 states...In California…
— Jane Brody
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Either Mitt Romney through his own words and his own signature was misrepresenting his position at Bain to the SEC, which is a felony, or…
— Stephanie Cutter
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If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.
— Spider Robinson
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In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.
— Harlan Ellison
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Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they're attached to dollar signs - unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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I suppose I shall have to compound a felony, as usual. - Sherlock Holmes
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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Let us admit, without bitterness, that the individual has his distinct interests and can, without felony, stipulate for those interests and defend them. The present…
— Victor Hugo
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The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing…
— MaryJanice Davidson
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The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats…
— Josh Lanyon
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I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop.
— David Foster Wallace
Who Wrote These Felony Quotes
32 authors contributed a total of 34 Felony Quotes, led by these top contributors: