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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Terrorists are not 100 feet tall. Nor do they deserve the abject fear they seek to instill.
— John O. Brennan
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I wasn't a pretty girl. I was six feet tall at 15, you know.
— Maya Angelou
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I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only…
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If a hundred-foot oak tree had the mind of a human, it would only grow to be ten feet tall!
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The Moon, the dried weeds and the Pleiades - Seven feet tall the dark, dried weed stalks make a part of the…
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It's very difficult to explain the effect the first blues record I heard had on me, except to say that I recognized…
— Eric Clapton
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Elizabeth scowled, feeling like a nobody, a nothing. She felt like her entire self had been made worthless. She could change her…
— Francine Pascal
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My sister and I are opposites in many ways. She is six feet tall, while I'm five feet four.
— Tracy Austin
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If I'd been four feet tall and fifteen stone, I would certainly not have followed the same career
— Francoise Hardy
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Yeah, handsome, great big guy, seven feet tall! Name is Rick Miller - Portland, Oregon. And he started a business. Of course…
— Mitt Romney
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When I sing I don't feel like it's me. I feel I am fabulous, like I'm 10 feet tall. I am the…
— Cyndi Lauper
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I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long…
— Jack Handey
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