Farts Quotes
- Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts. — Nikhil Saluja
- Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?! — Shane Dawson
- If God Was A Woman.... Farts would smell like roses — Nikhil Saluja
- Farts are backstories — Nikhil Saluja
- My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer. — Nikhil Saluja
- Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, fun And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice cream And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja