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- So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis… — Mark Forsyth
- Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when… — Paul Auster
- Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. — Nikhil Saluja
- They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson
- As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at… — Jennifer Lawrence
- If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like… — Megan Fox
- A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts — Frank Skinner
- The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — Jessica Simpson