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- I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum. — Anthony Langston
- I'm too old to be farting around with stuff that isn't precisely what I want to do. — Wes Borland
- I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am… — Matthew Lillard
- Hitler suffered acutely from meteorism; perhaps he did not suffer so acutely as those around him, since meteorism is uncontrolled farting, a… — A. N. Wilson
- Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast. — Kevin Hart
- If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for… — Joe Dante
- My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog. — Alex O'Loughlin
- John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the… — David Wong