"I'm too old to be farting around with……" — Wes Borland
"I'm too old to be farting around with stuff that isn't precisely what I want to do."
More Farting Quotes
- I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum. — Anthony Langston
- I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here… — Matthew Lillard
- Hitler suffered acutely from meteorism; perhaps he did not suffer so acutely as those around him, since meteorism is uncontrolled… — A. N. Wilson
- Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast. — Kevin Hart
- If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of… — Joe Dante
- My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog. — Alex O'Loughlin
- John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared… — David Wong
- Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. — P.J. O'Rourke
- A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat… — Jenny Eclair
- Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as… — Graham Norton
- I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting… — James Joyce
- I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full… — Janet Evanovich