Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

The Booker thing was a catalyst for me in a bizarre way. It’s perceived as an accolade to be published as a ‘literary’ writer, but,… — Neil Cross
People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake… — Leah Hager Cohen
My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus! — Richard M. Nixon
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff
Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink… — Zach Braff
Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to… — Zach Braff
I knew I would hate my best memory because it would prove that people could fake love or that love could end or worst of… — Mona Simpson
You need to be a little crazy to change the world, and you can’t really fake it. — Peter Diamandis
If you fake the funk, your nose will grow. — Bootsy Collins
In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux… — Kristen Johnston
You can't fake authenticity. — Mark Schaefer
With Los Angeles, it's kind of a love-hate thing. Sometimes I think it's marvelous, and sometimes I think it's a dump. It's so fake and… — Joe Elliott
In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second most popular fake… — Stephen Colbert
A bully hides his fears with fake bravado. That is the opposite of self-assertiveness. — Nathaniel Branden
I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes! — Fabolous
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you… — Jack Handey
Fake it, you will make it. But you have to believe it. — Harbhajan Singh Yogi
People often find it easier to refute a fake extreme opponent than a more cautious real one, so they knock down the straw man instead.… — Unknown Author
I mean, the people who run Guantanamo, the military, pretty much dismiss complaints by the detainees because they say that they're all created as part… — Jane Mayer
I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing. — Andrew Hussie
I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. But… — Tyra Banks
President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork,… — Craig Ferguson
Don't fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it. — Amy Cuddy
We've been to the Moon nine times. Why would we fake it nine times, if we faked it? — Charles Duke
According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good… — Jay Leno

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