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2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon… — Jad Abumrad
One good thing that comes from living the nomadic life demanded by an expedition is that one sheds the fake skin donned from living too… — Karen Hawkins
To be connected with the church is to be associated with scoundrels, warmongers, fakes, child-molesters, murderers, adulterers, and hypocrites of every description. It also, at… — Ronald Rolheiser
I've decided that I am totally against jewelry. So I have all fake. There's no reason to have real diamonds. People think it's real anyway. — Liza Minnelli
Fetishes are literally viewed as fake forms of attraction. The fetish concept is used to delegitimatize attraction to any and all bodies that are not… — Julia Serano
Possible controversy for the Obama campaign. Republicans are now accusing Barack Obama's campaign of voter fraud, because some of the people they've registered sound like… — Conan O'Brien
During a movie, chemistry is so important, and yet they just assume actors can fake their way through it. That doesn't always work. — Rachel McAdams
If I'm going to make a fake movie, it's going to be a fake hit. — Alan Arkin
I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink… — Amanda Bynes
I patterned the accent after this guy I was in a play with, but that was three years ago. Now I'm listening to Tony Head… — James Marsters
I have always weirdly seen myself as more of a character actor. I have never been suave. I could never see myself playing James Bond.… — James Marsden
I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses,… — Gabriel Iglesias
I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage.… — Gabriel Iglesias
You can't fake being a star. But you can also become a great personality. — Usher
I am very sad that some designers are still using real fur when the fake alternatives are so effective and so easily obtainable. — Twiggy
I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was… — Robert Pattinson
The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There… — Bill Cosby
Envy, though not the greatest sin, is the only one that gives the sinner no pleasure at all, not even fake and temporary satisfaction. — Peter Kreeft
A loud smile is often a fake laugh. — Saahil Prem
Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It [depression]… — Ruby Wax
The fake Zionist regime will disappear from the landscape of geography. — Ali Khamenei
We have to deal with a lot of things. One of them is we have to deal with fake conservatives that are bought-and-paid for by… — Matt Shea
If you're wanting me to besmirch somebody's reputation so that there would be some sort of division created out of it, I'm not going to… — Matt Shea
Among other things, [books by Bruce Doyle III and Mike Hernacki] explain the importance of the "winning attitude" I have been urged to adopt: a… — Barbara Ehrenreich
During my training I was trained in Psycho-politics. This was the art of capturing the minds of a nation through brainwashing and fake mental health. — Kenneth Goff

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