Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!' — Bob Newhart
When I listen to the radio, I just hear so much music that doesn't even sound like people. The vocals are all tuned, and the… — Dave Grohl
God, it would be good to be a fake somebody rather than a real nobody. — Mike Tyson
Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business. — Roger Stone
ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still got on the planes. If… — Bruce Schneier
Sincerity? I can fake that. — William J. Clinton
Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. Its not easy, most of the time its just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there… — Jon Lajoie
I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying… — CM Punk
If I don't come home covered head to toe in fake blood then I haven't done my job as a horror director. — Eli Roth
I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it. — Chuck Klosterman
The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn`t exist. — Elijah
Not necessarily reputation, rank, societal position or status,but the happiness and enjoyment that a person pretends or fakes to derive with his possessed money or… — Unknown Author
Red herrings are fake clues put in place by writers and bad guys to stop you guess what's really going on. One of the most… — Rachel Hamilton
Go outside! I mean, even leaves from a park are beautiful in a clear glass vase. I'd rather see that than fake anything any day. — Nate Berkus
I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the… — Amy Sedaris
But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile — Dennis Miller
Can't spell, can't spot fake Shakespeare, can't tell one wacky foreigner from another: it's increasingly obvious that Barbra is some deep sleeper planted by the… — Mark Steyn
My enemy is not the average white guy, its not the kid down the block or the kids I see on the streets. My enemy… — Immortal Technique
I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout… — Berkeley Breathed
However fake the subject, once photographed, it's as good as real. — Hiroshi Sugimoto
Chemistry is one of these crazy things you can't teach or learn or you can't fake. You go in hoping it will work, hope that… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Integrity is crucial for business success - once you can fake that, you've got it made. — Henry Ford
The overall picture, as the boys say, is of a degraded community whose idealism even is largely fake. The pretentiousness, the bogus enthusiasm, the constant… — Raymond Chandler
I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary… — Luke Perry
When my kids started preschool, the teachers had to take away all the fake bananas because all the boys would pick them up and pretend… — Dean Norris

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