Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

Like one of those fake-smart, middlebrow TV shows, the speciousness of The Social Network is disguised by topicality. It's really a movie excusing Hollywood ruthlessness. — Armond White
You can fake your way to the table, but ultimately you have to learn how to eat. — Kelly Cutrone
One of the great things about being recognized is that you receive this feedback from people. It is easy to see how sincere people are.… — John Astin
Theatre is fake… The knife is not real, the blood is not real, and the emotions are not real. Performance is just the opposite: the… — Marina Abramovic
Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are seriously mistaken. Today… — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
All of the good, weird stories I’ve written are based on things I’ve dredged out of my subconscious. That’s the real stuff. Everything else is… — Ray Bradbury
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. — Homer
The body is the one thing you can't fake; it's just got to be there. — James Dickey
Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually… — Thom Yorke
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they… — Thom Yorke
Most of us live in a condition of secrecy: secret desires, secret appetites, secret hatreds and relationship with the institutions which is extremely intense and… — John le Carre
It is always weird to be in the studio working on Christmas music in June and July, so we decorated the entire studio, we really… — Dave Haywood
It's like these people are programmed by Karl Rove. What he wants is to have liberal critics ridicule Bush because he says 'nucular' and 'misunderestimate'… — Noam Chomsky
We have never done anything in a cynical fake way — Gordon Ramsay
You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. — Douglas Coupland
Comedy is what i do best. — Robert A. Kotick
Life is like a game of football, played with Hitler's severed head. — Socrates
I think it is best to release a Call of Duty game once every 2 years so people won't get sick of the franchise — Robert A. Kotick
The great thing about revision is that it's your opportunity to fake being brilliant. — Will Shetterly
In interviews, on the set, talking to people, I'll just start talking about my parents' divorce, and go on and on. My mom's always like,… — Agnes Bruckner
My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is… — Matthew Broderick
I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don't want to take their grief and so… — Alton Brown
I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are… — Jessica Simpson
Either something is authentic or it is unauthentic, it is either false or true, make-believe or spontaneous life; yet here we are faced with a… — Stanislaw Lem
I feel myself trying to be charming, and then I realize I’m obviously trying to be charming, and then I try to be even more… — Gillian Flynn

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