Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

Be! That's a statement. — William Shakespeare
We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and relinquish them by… — Carrot Top
Remember when 2012 comes around to vote for the one man who can change this country, Barack Obama — Glenn Beck
Gay? What the hell are you talking about? — Richard Simmons
Man who goes to doghouse will end up in cathouse. — Confucius
I need this parade like I need a hole in the head. — John F. Kennedy
Actually, I think I'll pass on the Heroin tonight Sharon. Wouldn't want to get irreparable brain damage or anything. — Ozzy Osbourne
Sorry, I meant nuclear. NU-CLE-AR. — George W. Bush
America is built on speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. — Eleanor Roosevelt
I have nothing against the Jewish people. — Adolf Hitler
I like Facebook. There many of my quotes will be known — Salvador Dali
Oh the new album? You can just download it off Napster or Limewire.. I don't mind. — Lars Ulrich
Maybe tone it down with the explosions — Michael Bay
Oy vey! I almost forgot to set a plate for Elijah — Mel Gibson
Other than that, I really enjoyed the play. — Mary Todd Lincoln
It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore. — Phil Mickelson
Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. — Cesar Romero
We all agree that manufacturers have a right to ensure that fake goods are not marketed in their names and that their own goods are… — John Conyers
When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs. — Kurtis Blow
My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country. — Wolfman Jack
It is a very honest world, our work. I think you cannot fake anything. — Luciano Pavarotti
I never want to fake it. That's my whole thing. — Peabo Bryson
I just don't want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I'll fake a knee injury and get out… — Sasha Alexander
Don't we all just really try to fake it well? — Yancy Butler
I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray. — Lisa Snowdon

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