Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

Fake food -- I mean those patented substances chemically flavored and mechanically bulked out to kill the appetite and deceive the gut -- is unnatural,… — Julia Child
When I talk to people who believe in this global warming crap... it's fake science. They may have educations and degrees that say they are… — Rush Limbaugh
I love living. I think that's infectious, it's something you can't fake. — Will Smith
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... — Lenny Bruce
Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish. — Jenny Eclair
Fake it, fake your confidence until it's real. I think it's a good way to live most of your life. — Marina and the Diamonds
Between hindsight bias, fake causality, positive bias, anchoring/priming, et cetera et cetera, and above all the dreaded confirmation bias, once an idea gets into your… — Eliezer Yudkowsky
Everybody isn't your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn't mean they're for you. Just because they say they got… — Trent Shelton
The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it’s a carrot. — Mark Bittman
We have known for a long time that Prince Charles' empty sails are so rigged as to be swelled by any passing waft or breeze… — Christopher Hitchens
& if I'm fake I aint notice cause my money aint — Nicki Minaj
The practice of assertiveness: being authentic in our dealings with others; treating our values and persons with decent respect in social contexts; refusing to fake… — Nathaniel Branden
She was clothed entirely in two large swatches of leather, the leather fake and shiny in a self-mocking way, absolutely correct for 1993, the first… — Gary Shteyngart
Enthusiasm is something you can't fake, and it has a tremendous effect on everyone around you. — David Cottrell
Confidence is key, if you don't have it, fake it! — Lady Gaga
When a crisis occurs, I feel that one of my greatest responsibilities is to set a tone of calm no matter what the problems. Sometimes… — Christine Vachon
The two things you can't fake are good food and good music — Etta James
You have to really enjoy (being sexy). Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard.… — Cameron Diaz
You can't fake passion. It is the fuel that drives any dream and makes you happy to be alive. — Mac Anderson
I like playing the stuff where I don´t know what I´m gonna play. Like the end of Fake Plastic Trees or the end of Paranoid… — Jonny Greenwood
Let people see your struggles and don't ever fake it. — Rich Mullins
If you see there is no meaning to anything that you are doing, your ego collapses; so you are trying to find all kinds of… — Jaggi Vasudev
If thinking minds, questioning minds, doubting minds, are talking about faith, their whole life will become fake. — Jaggi Vasudev
Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while. — George Carlin
I don’t like Drake as a person. He’s just fake to me. — Unknown Author

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