Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

We fake perfect so others don't have to experience any unpleasant realities, because their life is just as fake as ours. — Bryant H. McGill
You fake something until you're good at it. — Al Yankovic
You can't fake being able to cook well. — Gail Simmons
It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'. — Simon Le Bon
I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics. — Richard P. Feynman
No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! — Fidel Castro
One weeps not save when one is afraid, and that is why kings are tyrants. — Marquis de Sade
I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers. — Unknown Author
In praising Antony I have dispraised Caesar. — Cleopatra
Eclecticism - every truth is so true that any truth must be false. — F. H. Bradley
He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. — Alice Cooper
The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance. — Harry Houdini
We should always be disposed to believe that that which appears white is really black, if the hierarchy of the Church so decides. — Ignatius Loyola
I very much dislike writing about myself or my work, and when pressed for autobiographical material can only give a bare chronological outline which contains… — Shirley Jackson
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. — Al Gore
I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years… — Eddie Izzard
Just take our name off the list. . . . The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans . . .… — Ozzy Osbourne
Great cultural changes begin in affectation and end in routine. — Jacques Barzun
We have all had the experience of finding that our reactions and perhaps even our deeds have denied beliefs we thought were ours. — James A. Baldwin
Beware of a man with manners. — Eudora Welty
It only takes a politician believing in what he says for the others to stop believing him. — Jean Baudrillard
The third time you say a thing it sounds like a lie. — Harrison Ford
A man nearly always loves for other reasons than he thinks. A lover is apt to be as full of secrets from himself as is… — Ben Hecht
TV is a fickle business. I'm only good for the length of my contract. — Tom Brokaw
A perfumed butthole is still a butthole. — Confucius

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