Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

You're an expatriate. You've lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become… — Ernest Hemingway
Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan. — Joel Fuhrman
True myths may serve for thousands of years as an inexhaustible source of intellectual speculation, religious joy, ethical inquiry, and artistic renewal. The real mystery… — Ursula K. Le Guin
Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery. — Hart Crane
It’s…it’s easy to have some little bitty website and use a fake name and sit there and…you know…talk bad about Jews all day and enjoy… — Alex Jones
Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality. — Mignon McLaughlin
Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in any other place which is on the telephone, is a spiritual fake. — Carl Jung
I sit and wonder why no one uses the shot fake. The shot fake, when used correctly, can eliminate a defender — Bobby Knight
Shot fakes and ball fakes work. No one uses more than Wisconsin. It's amazing how many people don't use them — Bo Ryan
I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say… — Gary Reilly
We're Sex Pistols, we ain't fake. — John Lydon
The hell of it is, I know the answer. The answer is that you never, ever, rely on another person for your peace of mind.… — Armistead Maupin
Friends can be incredible sometimes, but have you ever had a friend that can be really annoying or really mean to you? Friends shouldn't stab… — Austin Mahone
There is so much that is fake about our society. My generation is craving something that is real, honest and true. The Message is straight… — Rebecca St. James
If you have it you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it.… — Bruce Campbell
I've always felt that animals are the purest spirits in the world. They don't fake or hide their feelings, and they are the most loyal… — Unknown Author
Well, you know, I have always had an issue with the whole weight thing with people in general because I happen to love how big… — Debi Mazar
The big contracts go to the girls who are healthy - they need to have a sparkle in their eyes and you can't fake that… — Natalia Vodianova
I have fake eye lashes on and they feel like tarantulas. But they're not real tarantulas. — Kellie Pickler
You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self confidence must be maintained. — Christy Mathewson
Femininity in general is seen as frivolous. People often say feminine people are doing “the most”, meaning that to don a dress, heels, lipstick, and… — Janet Mock
I want to put a soul in a garment. I don't want my clothes to be perfect, because human beings are not perfect. You can… — Ann Demeulemeester
On the ostensible exactitude of certain branches of human knowledge, including mathematics. The exactness is a fake. — Alfred North Whitehead
The only stuff we looked at were incidents for which there are a paper trail ... (and) everything we looked up was full of lies.… — William Bastone
I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends. — Lauren Conrad

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