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Johnny Carson has 57 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready.…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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I love being an entertainer - not really fond of being a celebrity.
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But don't call me an actor. I'm just a worker. I am an entertainer. Don't say that what I am doing is…
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In every language you can imagine, I've had people say 'Appetite For Destruction' is the soundtrack to their lives. I don't think…
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As I get into it more, I want to grow as an artist, as an entertainer, and basically perfect my craft.
— Justin Bieber
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Since the departure of good old-fashioned entertainers the re-emergence of somebody who wants to be an entertainer has unfortunately become a synonym…
— David Bowie
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I want to be an all round entertainer, I want to act, make films, make albums, do whatever I can.
— Christina Aguilera
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An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.
— Marlon Brando
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I want people to remember me as a full on entertainer and a good person.
— Aaliyah
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A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer.
— Anton Chekhov
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I really don't think of myself as a singer. I think of myself as an entertainer, and the best place I do…
— Unknown Author
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A good teacher, like a good entertainer first must hold his audience's attention, then he can teach his lesson.
— John Henrik Clarke
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"The Entertainer" He did it all.
— Sammy Davis, Jr.
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