Eggs Quotes

702 Eggs quotes by 572 unique authors

-I would like a ham and cheese biscut with orange juirce. Heler. -*we outta ham* Ya outta ham well just give me a egg biscut.… — Madea
Run when we startin to raid, or leave with 12 shells in your mouth like a carton of eggs — Lloyd Banks
Have yo girl cookin them cheese eggs..........im high thats why I said it like that — Wiz Khalifa
I like my bad relationships like I like my eggs..over easy — Tyler Melson
Happy Easter Day...Remember What Easter Really Means Because Its Not All About The Easter Bunny Eggs, Candy All That But Its About Jesus When He… — Out Spoken
I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy. — Jarod Kintz
We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to pink… — Olivia Munn
Keep count of your eggs before they hatch, you might never know how many were still births. — Jaison Ndlovu
But were not gonna crack the eggs because thats abortion! — Jenna Marbles
I think women have been given an opportunity to exercise their independence on almost every level. We can be single forever, or mothers, or freeze… — Rashida Jones
I'm taking my champagne and ageing eggs and I'm going. -Bree Van De Kamp — Desperate Housewives
My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of those every morning.… — Chevy Chase
Now my typical daily diet is eggs or oatmeal for breakfast, a chicken or vegetable wrap for lunch, then fish and vegetables for dinner. — Kate Beckinsale
Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isnt that a little high? — James Bond
I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and… — James Beard
The rooster may roost but does the chicken lay eggs? — Jessica
When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes, 2… — Thegr81
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me. A toast to piracy and it's many shiny rewards. As a career, what could be more… — Unknown Author
Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way… — Finding Nemo
You want eggs with your jokes or just an ass whoopin.. Kids these days think there smarter than the average bear.. But ill fuck a… — Kevin McCarty
We cannot simply accept that part of the scripture we like, and reject what we don't like, and still expect to get the result. If… — Unknown Author
Fat burning foods: grapefruit, watermelon, berries, hot peppers, celery, greek yogurt, eggs, fish, green tea, coffee, water, oatmeal. — Muniir Zero
Ive re-newly fallen in love with green chiles. They put them on everything here in NM: burgers, eggs, cereal, pudding. Im obsessed. — Neil Patrick Harris
Me: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized. — Nikhil Saluja
Exercise.... ex-er-cise....eks-r-size......eggs-are-sides... =Eggs are sides.... For bacon — Levita Charin

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