Eggs Quotes

702 Eggs quotes by 572 unique authors

When I grew up, we always had our chickens, and we ate our eggs, and we ate our chickens. The family always had a pig,… — Isabella Rossellini
I live a pretty domestic and normal life. I make my kids breakfast most mornings, but nothing too elaborate - soft-boiled eggs and oatmeal. — Pierce Brosnan
Fresh, organic, cage-free eggs that slip right out of the shell are a versatile gift of the food world and can be transformed into a… — Suzanne Somers
When I step into the kitchen in the morning, I go for the scrambled eggs with pine nuts and minced lamb. When I finish at… — Geoffrey Zakarian
It seems like, to me, somewhere between 30 and 35 is a really, really good time to turn your eggs into babies. — Gail Sheehy
Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more… — Lee Loevinger
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. — Cass Canfield
I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the… — Fran Drescher
Our nest eggs, no matter how small, are safe. — Nick Clooney
Besides, Weebles are too hard to draw - they just end up looking like eggs, not people. — Jesse James Garrett
Not too many years ago, both parties acknowledged that our entitlement commitments were a sword hanging over our heads. But when President George W. Bush… — David Limbaugh
I believe everything in moderation. But breakfast is important. I have two hard-boiled or scrambled eggs with whole-wheat toast and try to get some fruit… — Martina McBride
I see lots of women having beautiful children later in life. And, if not, just freeze your eggs! — Nicole Scherzinger
Baking makes me focus. On weighing the sugar. On sieving the flour. I find it calming and rewarding because, in fairness, it is sort of… — Marian Keyes
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh — Russian Proverb
Faith is putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch. — Unknown Author
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami… — Alan King
'Tis the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not venture all his eggs in one basket. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
Part 1 : This is me and jazzy aka unknow talking about our bewbies , they're eggs who were born yesterday && they're ALREAYD hitting… — Unknown Author
LEILA!!You're soo Funny!!!Twinnie I know you're there for me like my other friends.But when I talk to you I feel like I can say anything… — JasmineXD
I give a shy smile. They are staring at me and I start to feel self conscious. I have a god feeling my hair is… — Unknown Author
Thanksgiving isn't over until you run out of it, so for the whole next week is nothing but left over turkey. Turkey soup, turkey with… — Merle Anthony Rowland
You peel the fruit with a knife, eggs by hand. Be careful of what you are peeled. Maybe you peel your hand with a knife.… — Aldyna Threesya
Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your Fine Nine Months… — Danish
Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let him between your legs he say your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says… — Mariannie

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