"Me: How do you like your eggs in……" — Nikhil Saluja
"Me: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized."
More Eggs Quotes
- Mr. Wrigley believed in this: Put all your eggs in one basket and watch the basket. They don't do that… — Ernie Banks
- Once in a while, I'll slip and get off my vegan diet and have egg whites in the morning, that's… — Travis Barker
- I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg. — James M. Barrie
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why… — Dave Barry
- Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. — Walter Benjamin
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- It was admitted by the early rabbis that the sectarians could be as full of good works as eggs were… — Lionel Blue
- I mean if you put all of your eggs in one basket, boy, and that thing blows up you've got… — Jerry Bruckheimer
- A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. — Samuel Butler
- I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of… — Drew Carey
- Concentrate your energies, your thoughts and your capital. The wise man puts all his eggs in one basket and watches… — Andrew Carnegie
- The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket. — Andrew Carnegie