"Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how……" — Libba Bray

"Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?"

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440 Quotes by Libba Bray

Libba Bray has 440 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The library card is a passport to wonders and miracles, glimpses into other lives, religions, experiences, the hopes and dreams…
I've heard it said that God is in the details. It's the same with the truth. Leave out the details,…
I'm like everyone else in this stupid, bloody, amazing world. I'm flawed. Impossibly so. But hopeful. I'm still me.
Travel opens your mind as few other things do. It is its own form of hypnotism, and I am forever…
I stare at the pile of discarded remnants and think of my mother. Did she touch that pillar there? Does…
Libraries are the torch of the world, illuminating the path when it feels too dark to see. We mustn't allow…
Prohibition? I drink to its health whenever I can.
"Promise. Don't misunderstand me-you are quite vexing." He touches his tender jaw. "And you hit like a man. But you…
Any book that can help you survive the slings and arrows of adolescence is a book to love for life;…
So much of the literature we had to read for high school English class was filled with victimized, tragic, symbolic…
We're still expected to color within the lines of accepted femininity, and women who step out of those lines are…
In each of us lie good and bad, light and dark, art and pain, choice and regret, cruelty and sacrifice.…

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An attitude can murder just as easily as an ax. — Woodrow M. Kroll
If you declare that you are naturally designed for such a diet, then first kill for yourself what you want… — Plutarch
Once upon a time a man whose ax was missing suspected his neighbor's son. The boy walked like a thief,… — Laozi
Some say Christianity is just a crutch. But let's turn the question on its edge for a moment. Is atheism… — Greg Koukl
What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother… — W.C. Fields
Listen up. Let me tell you something. A man ain’t a goddamn ax. Chopping, hacking, busting every goddamn minute of… — Toni Morrison
Every time I have had a problem, I have confronted it with the ax of art. — Yayoi Kusama
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense… — Russell Baker
You can cut down a tree with a hammer, but it takes about 30 days. If you trade the hammer… — Jim Rohn
...Dr.Ducks Ax Wax is Great Stuff... — Unknown Author
...it works ... (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax & String Lube) .. makes the strings last longer ... — Larry Coryell
...it's great! I used it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) to restore the finish of my 370/12/RM and I love the way… — Roger McGuinn

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