Ax Murderer Quotes

6 quotes by 6 authors

• For most people, I'm just Alice. But I don't mind. Now, if I were Alice the ax murderer, then I'd hate it. — Ann B. Davis
• With blue vinyl-tile floor, pale-green wainscoating, pink walls, a yellow ceiling, and orange-and-white stork-patterned drapes, the expectant fathers' lounge churned with the negative energy of… — Dean Koontz
• Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer. — Daniel Handler
• I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer — James Patterson
• Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs? — Libba Bray
• The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. — Paula Poundstone

Who Wrote These Ax Murderer Quotes

6 authors contributed a total of 6 Ax Murderer Quotes as follows:

• 1 Ax Murderer Quote by Dean Koontz
• 1 Ax Murderer Quote by Daniel Handler
• 1 Ax Murderer Quote by James Patterson
• 1 Ax Murderer Quote by Libba Bray
• 1 Ax Murderer Quote by Paula Poundstone
• 1 Ax Murderer Quote by Ann B. Davis