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- For most people, I'm just Alice. But I don't mind. Now, if I were Alice the ax murderer, then I'd hate it. — Ann B. Davis
- With blue vinyl-tile floor, pale-green wainscoating, pink walls, a yellow ceiling, and orange-and-white stork-patterned drapes, the expectant fathers' lounge churned with the… — Dean Koontz
- Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer. — Daniel Handler
- I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer — James Patterson
- Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs? — Libba Bray
- The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. — Paula Poundstone