Eggs Quotes

702 Eggs quotes by 572 unique authors

From the egg to the apple. — Horace
If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject. — Mignon McLaughlin
On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an egg cup will fly so… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of… — Bill Maher
Remember, people will judge you by your actions not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg. — Maya Angelou
Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise. — Jason Segel
I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make… — D. H. Lawrence
As the caterpillar chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys. — William Blake
A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt. — Florence King
It is therefore proper to acknowledge that the first filaments of the chick preexist in the egg and have a deeper origin, exactly as [the… — Marcello Malpighi
A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." — Robert Breault
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own. — Joan Rivers
Columbus's eggs lie around by the hundreds of thousands, but Columbuses are met with less frequency. — Adolf Hitler
I have wished to see chemistry applied to domestic objects, to malting, for instance, brewing, making cider, to fermentation and distillation generally, to the making… — Thomas Jefferson
[At the end of the story, its main character, Tom] is now a great man of science, and can plan railroads, and steam-engines, and electric… — Charles Kingsley
Do you see this egg? With this you can topple every theological theory, every church or temple in the world. — Denis Diderot
We [may] answer the question: "Why is snow white?" by saying, "For the same reason that soap-suds or whipped eggs are white"-in other words, instead… — William James
It is remarkable that when great discoveries are effected, their simplicity always seems to detract from their originality: on these occasions we are reminded of… — Benjamin Disraeli
A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever.… — Jon Stewart
They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed. — Bob Uecker
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg. — Aesop
When I was a young boy, I loved spending hours in St. Franics Xavier's school library at Saint Louis University. The feel of the books… — William Lacy Clay, Jr.
I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on… — Victor Borge
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry… — Groucho Marx

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