Eggs Quotes

702 Eggs quotes by 572 unique authors

It's gross. We use real brains. I think they're lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don't really smell, but what's amazing about the… — Ellen Pompeo
There are two kinds of cloning right now. One is therapeutic cloning which is for coming up with cures for life threatening, really, really awful… — Mary Tyler Moore
Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps… — Billy Crystal
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg. — Ricky Gervais
At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen. — Delta Goodrem
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once,… — Claudette Colbert
If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he… — Chael Sonnen
The world is hollow. It's a lot to take in. Like cracking an egg and finding nothing inside. Or a full grown elephant. — Geraldine McCaughrean
If you could choose to master a single ingredient, no choice would teach you more about cooking than the egg. It is an end in… — Michael Ruhlman
One of my many horrors is to become the man with the frayed jacket and unfastened flies standing at the Co-op counter with egg on… — Per Petterson
I’ve long advised that bloggers seeking to make money from blogging spread their interests across multiple revenue streams so as not to put all their… — Darren Rowse
I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.' — John McCain
It takes one hen to lay an egg, but seven men to sell it. — C. J. Dennis
By the immediate preservation of eggs for home consumption through the use of water glass or lime water, larger supplies of fresh eggs may be… — David F. Houston
If you are handed something, it's a blessing and a curse. Look at hip hop artists, they produced everything themselves. Even people like Robert De… — Michael Winslow
A day without an argument is like an egg without salt. — Angela Carter
Books are like eggs -- best when fresh. — Edward Abbey
My religious upbringing was comically strict — even the Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner was banned. In our house, no one was allowed to refer to… — Katy Perry
Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge. — Homer
You can't make an egg without frying an egg — Thom Yorke
The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having… — Thom Yorke
The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in. — Robert A. Heinlein
Puritanism, believing itself quick with the seed of religious liberty, laid, without knowing it, the egg of democracy. — James Russell Lowell
When film is not a document, it is dream. That is why Tarkovsky is the greatest of them all. He moves with such naturalness in… — Ingmar Bergman
Let's see, for breakfast Rickey will have bacon and eggs, and grits if I can get 'em. — Rickey Henderson

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