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Zach Braff has 321 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it.…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy…
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Popular Eggplant quotes from across the collection:
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When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally....
— Laurie Colwin
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The smell of manure, of sun on foliage, of evaporating water, rose to my head; two steps farther, and I could look…
— Doris Lessing
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I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red…
— Roy Blount, Jr.
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I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.
— Zach Braff
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In the water bucket a melon and an eggplant nodding to each other
— Yosa Buson
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I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like eggplant parmesan. Isn't that awful? I'm also sick of portobello mushrooms. People are like, 'A vegetarian's…
— Candy Crowley
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To this day I cannot see a bright daffodil, a proud gladiola, or a smooth eggplant without thinking of Papa. Like his…
— Leo Buscaglia
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When you cut that eggplant up and you roast it in the oven and you make the tomato sauce and you put…
— Mario Batali
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When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally. I fried it and stewed it, and ate…
— Laurie Colwin
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I doubt that the imagination can be suppressed. If you truly eradicated it in a child, he would grow up to be…
— Ursula K. Le Guin
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Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant.
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.
— Jordan Sonnenblick
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