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Dumb Quotes by Bill Watterson
- I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member…
- CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and…
More Dumb Quotes
- When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac
- Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. — Marion Barry
- Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food as it's… — Mario Batali
- Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. — Scott Adams
- I always wanted to be a hairdresser. — David Beckham
- Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb. — Dirk Benedict
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
- We made too many wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra
- You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these… — Halle Berry
- So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? — Christina Aguilera