Dude Quotes

514 quotes by 355 authors

There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time… — Robin Williams
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy… — Demetri Martin
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin
I can be shy when I talk to women. I'm a shy dude. — Nick Carter
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who… — Kevin Hearne
As I get older... I start to realize that life ain't half bad. Each year, I'm amazed that I'm still alive. I don't take any… — Dave Grohl
I'm still an angry dude. I'm just older. I still push the band to be heavy and dark-that's always been my role. — Kim Thayil
I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure...and I liked it.' — Ryan Seacrest
I was the music dude that was naked all the time with the girls, and that's fine, no problem with that, — Adam Levine
I love my fans because they're smart, dude. — Kris Allen
Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such… — Marlon Wayans
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. — Mitch Hedberg
I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at… — Jack Barakat
During a heat wave every dude stinks. — Craig Benzine
Dude, I love playing drums, and I love being on stage, and I love recording. It's my life... it's been my life, all my life,… — Dave Lombardo
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave… — Louis C. K.
You can't be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad - there's something in the middle of them, and that's really… — Gerard Way
LL Cool J was a rapper-turned-actor, and I also relate to him because he was sort of a ladies' man and had a female fan… — Bow Wow
It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking? — Rob Van Dam

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