Dude Quotes

514 quotes by 355 authors

Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow… — Rick Riordan
Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace — Scott Westerfeld
I'd blurted out the question only to keep him from noticing that I was working my hands free, but the Warden behind me, some young… — Rachel Caine
Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman — Melissa de la Cruz
Theyâ€™re ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that youâ€™re nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You look so out of your element. (Savitar) I am out of my element. Much like you in a Seattle Goth club. (Acheron) Iâ€™m never… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I canâ€™t touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Amos clapped his hands. â€œKhufu!â€ I thought heâ€™d sneezed, because Khufu is a weird name, but then a little dude about three feet tall with… — Rick Riordan
Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high — Libba Bray
Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufuâ€™s lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. â€œDude.â€… — Rick Riordan
...if this Roman dudeâ€™s as bad as you say, then why are you lurking outside his store looking all charged and heated like a dog… — Alyson Noel
Chicks dig a dude whoâ€™s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles. — Jordan Sonnenblick
If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training. 'Cause, dude you're in for a… — Alyson Noel
I just wish I could walk into my Senatorâ€™s office and say, â€œSenator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientistsâ€¦â€ But then… — James Patterson
Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's… — Libba Bray
Soooo," Arriane said. "Now you've met Randy." "I thought his name was Cam." "We're not talking about him," Arriane said quickly. "I mean the she-man… — Lauren Kate
Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy — MaryJanice Davidson
I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I… — Rick Riordan
Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show. — Eoin Colfer

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