Dude Quotes
514 quotes by 355 authors
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Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow…
— Rick Riordan
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Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace
— Scott Westerfeld
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I'd blurted out the question only to keep him from noticing that I was working my hands free, but the Warden behind me, some young…
— Rachel Caine
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Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman
— Melissa de la Cruz
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They’re ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that you’re nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You look so out of your element. (Savitar) I am out of my element. Much like you in a Seattle Goth club. (Acheron) I’m never…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can’t touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror.…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Amos clapped his hands. “Khufu!†I thought he’d sneezed, because Khufu is a weird name, but then a little dude about three feet tall with…
— Rick Riordan
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Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high
— Libba Bray
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Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu’s lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. “Dude. 
— Rick Riordan
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...if this Roman dude’s as bad as you say, then why are you lurking outside his store looking all charged and heated like a dog…
— Alyson Noel
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Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.
— Jordan Sonnenblick
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If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training. 'Cause, dude you're in for a…
— Alyson Noel
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I just wish I could walk into my Senator’s office and say, “Senator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists…†But then…
— James Patterson
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Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's…
— Libba Bray
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Soooo," Arriane said. "Now you've met Randy." "I thought his name was Cam." "We're not talking about him," Arriane said quickly. "I mean the she-man…
— Lauren Kate
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Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy
— MaryJanice Davidson
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I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I…
— Rick Riordan
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
— Eoin Colfer
Who Wrote These Dude Quotes
355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: