Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

You believe in God? Dude. Only God could have created physics. — Karen Marie Moning
Got to love a dude that says things like "kinetic" and "detritus. — Karen Marie Moning
For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them… — Kevin Hearne
You need to look hot now that you've got three guys giving you the eye."" Three?" "Sweet blue-eyed blond trapper... Muscled blond trapper number two,… — Jana Oliver
Quinn sat back down. He leaned forward, elbows on knees. "Man, don't you remember taking tests in school? Multiple choice: A, B, C, D, or… — Michael Grant
He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl. 'How… — James Dashner
You scared of that pip-squeak? Dude, you got a lot to learn. Freakin' Newbies. — James Dashner
Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the… — Rick Riordan
I don't care if a dude is purple with green breath as long as he can swing. — Miles Davis
People would be surprised at how much of an electronic dude I am, and I like new wave, post-punk and proto-punk stuff. — Joe Trohman
George C. Scott, man, was a powerful dude. — Paul Dano
There were a couple of years where I got a bit lost - I went out too much, I was a bit heartbroken, thought I… — James Corden
I prize being just a normal dude that wakes up, goes to work, comes home to his wife - like, quite boring. — Teddy Sears
For me, take Tiger Woods. I always thought he was great, but I never truly understood how good he was until I had the chance… — Larry Fitzgerald
My dad took me and my brother to see Corrosion of Conformity. All I remember was that there was a dude swinging a chain in… — King Tuff
I was a sort of serious little dude - snobby. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
So the kind of boy I was, or that I was told to be, you were kind of this like half-gladiator, half-dude who, you know,… — Junot Diaz
Dude, my father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me? — Dante
When you brake up with a dude all you think about is missing him. — Unknown Author
Just scratched my butthole with the corner of the couch and now I know exactly how the dude felt when he invented the wheel. — Nikhil Saluja
Text her goodnight. That other dude that's in love with her probably already texted her. You gotta outshine him. — Nikhil Saluja
You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair. — Nikhil Saluja
She doesn't want a man. She just wants a dude she can text all day that makes her laugh. — Nikhil Saluja
M.I.T.: I had a nervous breakdown this weekend. Have some fries. Caltech: I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend. Have some fries. Yale: I got… — Kevin
Llaaaaaa dude — Unknown Author

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355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: