Dude Quotes

514 quotes by 355 authors

Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. — Joe Teti
Dude, if you want to be a great musician, you have to try heroin. You'll see. It's like being back in the womb. — Dave Mustaine
No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth, do they? But… — FKA twigs
I have no trouble being a good dude because that's what I am. — Busta Rhymes
It can pay off, being a hack. Given the depraved state of American culture, a slick dude can make millions being a hack. But even… — Steven Pressfield
I've been approached by many different people, but I don't really want to be known as a collaboration dude. — Sean Paul
Side note to parents: Anyone who thinks 'Dude, Where's My Car' is more appropriate for children than 'American Pie' because it obtained a PG-13 rating… — James Berardinelli
They just think I'm a white dude. Every once in a while someone thinks I'm Jewish. I get a lot of stuff, but never Latino. — James Roday
You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you… — Zach Braff
Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something. — Zach Braff
Eh. Hipster's not really a thing anymore. Plus, hipster or out of touch old dude? Same uniform really... — Patrick Stump
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. — Billy Bush
People are more used to seeing men who are masters at an instrument than women. When people say, 'Oh, she plays like a dude,' it's… — Esperanza Spalding
I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good. — Ryan Ross
The fact that Perez Hilton calls me 'Saman' - it's the most homophobic thing ever. The perpetuation of [the idea that I'm] the man in… — Unknown Author
I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days! — M. Shadows
When theres no other dude in the car, the cost of taking an Uber anywhere becomes cheaper than owning a vehicle. So the magic there… — Travis Kalanick
Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away. — Tim Tharp
You're nothing but a product. And what's this product called? Emptiness, dude, that's what it's called. And for the rest of your life, they sell… — Tim Tharp
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If… — Mitch Hedberg

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