Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

Just because that dude take you to his house doesnt mean he love you or care about you.... — Unknown Author
I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit… — Bill Engvall
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't… — Bill Engvall
Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,… — Bill Burr
Other dude gave you a kid, he didn't have you like I did I pieced you out then ya'll broke up and you called me… — Dj Quik
Could I still be the only dude that's on your mind? I'm too proud to beg, but I'm hoping that you not I would take… — Unknown Author
I would retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through]… — John Rocker
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan
When you hit a dude hard, you feel it, too, and the Steelers go at play-to-die speeds. But if, God forbid, I wind up having… — James Harrison
More often than not, I get accused of stuff that I just wasn't in, and when I tell them that I wasn't in it, they… — Seth Green
There was one dude in a jeans jacket who I swear to God shit in his pants when all of a sudden I was inches… — Tommy Lee
They telling me this little girl just got raped, Some dude snatched her and she was standing at the bus stop....wait, man she was just… — J. Cole
Hot dude on the downtown 1 train! Holler. — Lo Bosworth
It's like having a really hot, you know, cousin and everybody talks about wanting to sleep with your cousin and you're like dude, don't say… — Anna Kendrick
This is me every night dude, just staring at buttholes and getting a buzz on. — Danny Mcbride
Just blocked a guy who thinks calling for just one superhero film to be centered around a female is feminist bullshit. Um, not really dude. — Mary Elizabeth Winstead
I used to be a sweet dude, now Im so angry, look at what these girls and these fake niggas made me. — Childish Gambino
My friend: GUH SOME DUDE HAD TEXT ME SAYING HE KNOW HOW I AM, WHAT SCHOOL I GO TO, HOW MANY CLASS I GOT, WHAT… — Shar-rae
Don't never under estimate the love of your life if he loves you he will let you go but he will come back he came… — Jasmine
Wow! This dude just called me asking for another girl! I thought we can work it out but after that lil stunt u just pulled..Oh… — Jasmine Robinson

Who Wrote These Dude Quotes

355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: